Текст песни El Scorcho, Weezer

goddamn you half japanese girls
do it to me every time
oh, the redhead said you shred the cello
and i m jello, baby
cause you wont talk won t look won t think of me
i m the epitome
a public enemy
why you wanna go and do me like that?
come down on the street and dance with me

i m alot like you so please
hello i m here i m waiting (oh)
i think i d be good for you
and you d be good for me

i asked her to go to the green day concert
you said you d never heard of them (how cool is that?)
how cool is that?
so i went to your room and read your diary
watching grunge leg job new jack through a press table
then my heart stopped listening to chocho san
fall in love all over again

i m alot like you so please
hello i m here i m waiting (oh, it s breaking my heart)
i think i d be good for you
and you d be good for me

how stupid is it
i can t talk about it
i gotta sing about it
and make a record of my heart
how stupid is it
won t you gimme a minute
just come up to me
and say hello (my heart)

how stupid is it
for all i know you want me too
or maybe you just don t know what to do
maybe you re scared to say
i m falling for you

i wish i could get my head outta the sand
cause i think we d make a good team
and you would keep my fingernails clean
but that s just a stupid dream that i won t realize
cause i can t even look in your eyes without shakin
and i ain t fakin
i ll bring home the turkey and you bring home the bacon